Excellent. But....
Whit're the chancies they're nae gaunae yaise pidgin Scots wi wirds lik 'deceesion' an peteetion' on showe? A can see them shair pittin out a' yon graith on their signs an whit like. A wonner will they e'er git back tae castin an e'e ower hou the leid wis scrievit whan they spake it here insteid o hou it souns whan ye showe it wi Inglis lexographie? Ye dinnae hae tae scrive it a' clamjamphreyed fir tae mak it clear hou it souns, thon's jist glaickit. Here 'n we'll see them camin out wi Heilans a' pittin ower lik this:
Kimmer a haa oo?Buckin tumshies....
Dae they nae ken that 'ou' souns like 'oo' in wir Lallan leid? There's nae fashin fir tae be had ower hou ye spik 'house' an fir wha disnae ken, we shuildnae gie twa houts!
