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anyone know any??? heres one to cheer us up on a cold night



"A tramp walks into a posh jewellers, pulls his pants down and starts
fingering his arse. The shop assistant shouts "hey get out you dirty barsteward".
The tramp says, "well make your mind up" and points to a sign in
the window "come inside and pick your ring in comfort"

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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."
"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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Their prince williams stag should be interesting. A meen, who else shoves pictures of thur gran down strippers knickers

On a serious note... a just got chased down main street by a polar bear. Hope this snow goes soon

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For freedom, for that alone which no man gives up but with life itself

I just came home and found all the windows smashed and everything was gone


what sort of sick idiot does that to your advent calender !!!

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We are the last people on earth, And the last to be free!

Two blondes walk into a shop.

You'd think one of them might have seen it!

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Two budgies sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"

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Keen gairdener looks out his windae ane morning & sees a trumpet growing among his flooers.

Whit did he dae?

He rooted it oot!

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We have not inherited this beautiful country of ours from our forefathers – we have only borrowed it from our children.

Wee wummin goess into Gregg's in Glasgow and points to an offering in the glass counter in front of her and says to the assistant, "Is that a Paris bun or a meringue?"

"Naw, yer no wrang," says the assistant, "it's a Paris bun."

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who else remembers that in 1995 the Mossad invaded Ibrox?
well when the Israelis were questioned about it they said it was to do with the Gazza strip!

Nintendo have brought out a new game for christmas.
Its about a 10 year old boy who runs around the streets of Glasgow, smashing cars, stabbing people and robbing houses.

It's called " Wii Bastard".

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guy walks into a chinese restaraunt , askes the waiter for some tinned pigeon, the waiter replies No can doo

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NATIONALIST TO THE CORE AND STILL HERE DESPITE THEM
the clock is ticking, no more excuses,time to take what is yours from foreign hands

For we have faith in Scotland’s hidden powers, the present’s theirs but all the past and future’s ours."

I'm stealing that

Current Private Eye cover has Kate Middleton saying, "I'm like, yah, totally a commoner."

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"The thistle rises and forever will" - MacDiarmid

NB - I am not the same person as the poster "Scottish republic".

Kate Middelton says to the queen

"have you got any tips for a long & successful marriage"

Yes dear the queen replied

"wear a seatbelt and dont piss me off"

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Kate asks the Queens for advice as everytime she sucks Williams nob she gets acid indigestion
"Have you tried Andrews" suggests the Queen

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what's the difference between a haemotologist and a urologist?
well.. one pricks yer finger...............

whats the difference between a woman coming out of a church and a woman coming out of a bath?
the woman coming out of the church has hope in her soul

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The Hammer of the Scots watched them go ,unaware that he had just dismissed the future Hammerer of the English

santa claus getting ready to go oot on christmas eve - mrs claus gives him a cup of tea and a hot mince pie - he accidentally sits oan the mince pie and it burns his erchie - hes in gony nd cant sit down so he goes to casualty.when he is seen by the doctors he drops his tweeds and bends over showing the mince pie still stuck to his backside - "what do you think doc" - the doctor replies - its ok Ive got some cream for that

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The Hammer of the Scots watched them go ,unaware that he had just dismissed the future Hammerer of the English

Churchill the Dog having sex,

"Oooh yeess.... oooh yeess"

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"The thistle rises and forever will" - MacDiarmid

NB - I am not the same person as the poster "Scottish republic".